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They look at me…
Me: “He’s Pepper.”
They laugh and I leave at a high point.
Standing at a bar near the front. I see two hot girls with their backs to me. There is no way I’m going to get any eye contact. Fuck that, I’m going in anyway. I open them and we joke around…
Mojo: “I’m tall.”
Me: “No you’re not!”
Mojo: “Uhuh, I’m 5’7””
And she gets up to show me how tall she is. I look straight ahead, still towering over her…
Me: “I keep hearing this voice, but I don’t see anyone.”
And she hits me.
I walk back to the back, and I see a girl standing across the room that I like and immediately approach her…
Me: “You’re cute. What’s your name?”
She tells me and asks for mine…
Me: “Guess, it starts with an “O””
Jojo: “Oliver?”
Jojo: “Oscar?”
I eventually tell her, but only after she agrees to come meet my friends. I prop myself on a stool, wrap her arm around me, and pull her in closer by the waist. We talk, and it’s very obvious that she’s into me…
Me: “You should take me out on a date.”
Jojo: “I’m the girl!”
Me: “What’s your point? Whatever happened to equality?”
Jojo: “The girl isn’t suppose to take the guy out!”
